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This, we can all agree is true. I love this time of year. You can slam your laptop shut when your girlfriend walks into the room and you don't get any disgusted looks.

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Get into the holiday spirit with these dirty Christmas jokes for adults only! Note these jokes are rude and so are not suitable for kids. He and Mrs.

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Did you know that Santa's not allowed to go down chimneys any more? The barmaid looks at the creature and asks the man what he calls it. Will had to explain this riddle to me.

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Christmas Jokes:- The chilling weather has covered up the whole city with the fog and everyone is as the off going on from the schools, offices and the government departments. You all must be enjoying the weather having the hot soups, coffee in your bed. How soothing it is!! No tension of anything just to eat, drink, enjoy and sleep.

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I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me "Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace" So I bought her nothing. One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister.

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus. What do you call an elf who sings?

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These funny Christmas jokes for adults will sure make you laugh. They are the best you will ever find. Table Of Contents.

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Funny Christmas Jokes Memes: These days most of the people have already begun their Christmas preparation for making Christmas more eventful. Whenever we talk about the Christmas celebration we always think of bringing a Christmas tree and decorating it with a lot of fancy stuff. Most of the people also purchase crackers to make the celebration more loud and big.

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The best Santa jokes Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that? The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that? More jokes about: cophorseinsultingmoneySanta. Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?


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